So I wrote a book. Now what? People all over the world write books every day. That’s the easy part. The fun part. Letting the words flow, the characters talk to you, letting your creativity loose and seeing how far you can get.
20’00 words. 50’000 words. 80’000 words.
These milestones were something to be proud of, to share, to shout from the rooftops.
And then you finish. And the next thing people (by people, I’m referring to non-writers, not that writers aren’t people, but…oh you know what I mean) want to know is ‘When is your book coming out?’
Like it’s that simple. Write a book. Get it published. Get a multi-book deal. Start holidaying in Tuscany with J.K. Rowling and wiping your arse with fifty pound notes.
Margaret Atwood said word after word after word is power. But I feel like the more words I write, the less powerful I am.
I think about the book when I go to sleep. I think about the book when I wake up.
Is it any good? Sometimes, I think hell yeah, it’s good. I’ve written the exact book I would want to read. Then, other days, mid-edit, I want to hide from myself in shame at the awful words leaping up and assaulting my eyes.
Is it riddled with clichés? Do I tell instead of show? Are my characters stereotypes?
I make out it’s no big deal. The success is in having written a book. Most people don’t even do that, so who cares if I get published? But, of course, that’s not true. I’m not writing to make money or to be famous or any other ridiculous thing that will never happen.
I write, so that people can read my stories. Plain and simple.
I know how it feels to fall in love with a book. To visit a place I’ve never been, meet imaginary people that feel as real as my own family. I want to make strangers feel this about my book.
I love it. I want others to love it too.
In the 10 months I have been writing seriously, I’ve had over ten short story rejections. I’ve recently sent the first chapters of my novel for open house submissions at two publishers and have yet to hear anything back. I’m sure they will be rejections too.
I am editing, re-writing, honing and streamlining my novel every day. I will not give up.
Failure is not an option, because the only way I will fail is if I don’t try everything within my power to write the best book I can, and get it out in the real world to be read and, hopefully, enjoyed.
It is not an impossible dream. It will just take hard work and thick skin.
I hope I am up to the challenge.
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Here are my Top Five Spectacular Fails:
1. When Natasha Beddingfield sang ‘hyperbole’ to rhyme with ‘Superbowl’.
2. That time BNP leader and extreme-right wing racist Nick Griffin posted a video of The Manic Street Preachers ‘If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next’, an anti-fascist song about the Spanish Civil War, to his Twitter page.
3. Alanis Morrisette’s song ‘Ironic’, in which none of the irritating scenarios she describes are actually ironic. How ironic
4. Everything Ed Milliband did during his 2014 election campaign. In fact, 80% of everything that all British politicians do, all the time.
5. #susanalbumparty. If you are not aware of this story, look it up. Go on, I dare you.